Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
ok so theres this metal monkey enemy in mother3 ok and this guy is apparantly super rare and ive never met one in my previous playthroughs
good so now the guidebook always tells you how much hp and stuff an enemy has and underneath the metal monkey it said “EXP: GOOD”
so i was all like shit i probably gain like 286786 exp from this guy lets go for a hunt
WOW IM SO EXCITED HOW MUCH AM I GONNA GE-
important harajuku fashion
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do you ever just see someone else’s headcanon about a character you like and it’s like “you’re entitled to think that” but at the same time you’re mentally cringing really hard