Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

transexism:

lieutenantbites:

are the top players in leauge of legends called legends of leauge

no they’re called losers

nostalgiaultra:

The worst thing is when people complain about kill stealing on league

Team game grow up adc is a dead role now distribute the kills you sour tart lets get this global money

reblog if your icon is literally you

180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

kumagawa:

dangan ronpa is hilarious because there’s a legitimate serial killer in the group who doesn’t kill anyone and just watches everyone else get killed over dumb shit

wubby-desu:

Bethesda is fucking racist against Kahjiits.

list of my characters because im making a massive sim town with all my ocs and i want to put every single one in that bitch:

  • Murphy Urquhart
  • Khalid St Clair
  • Chiyoko Thane
  • Grimalda Ueda
  • Jasper Ueda
  • Cole Ueda (and her many boyfriends, respectably)
  • Leon Monroe
  • Beatrix Biggs
  • Trent Travis
  • Razzy Chancelier
  • Demetri
  • Amani Armani
  • Nathanial
  • Church Comer
  • Acerbity Ting
  • Louisiana Golden
  • Carolina Blevins
  • Virginia Santiago
  • Genevieve
  • Kaimana Ohme
  • Edvard Volkov
  • there’s probably more ill get to this

meladoodle:

i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool